Dear Joe Prospectus,

Jane Matcher thinks you're terrific and has just the gal for you. "Forget it, I don't DO blind dates," you say. What's the harm in one evening, or even lunch or a cup of latte?

Won't commit to a date yet? How about just sending an innocent e-mail or having an online chat? What about an old-fashioned phone call?

We'd like to arrange something. Just click here to get more information:

http://www.webwoo.com/

Your User ID and Password are:

User ID: GETADATE
Password: HAVEFUN

Or give Jane Matcher a call to confirm this is legit. We assure you it is, and a fun, safe, painless way to meet people, too.

Webwoo is an online service that arranges blind dates for busy people using suggestions from their own circle of friends and family. It doesn't get more real than that.

Take a chance. Who knows? Maybe love is in the air.

Your woomaster,